American Flag Woobie
American Flag Woobie
If long nights of soul stacking, or frigid winds from the afterlife are part of your daily forecast, this drop is for you. Meant for the true patriot, its designed to keep you warm no matter where your raiding parties occurs or how many terrorists you killed. Hand stitched in the underworld by the fates themselves. Grab yours today and let hate keep you warm, while these woobies keep you zero.
- Measures 82" H x 58" W
- Premium ripstop 100% nylon material
- Custom draw string stuff sack for easy transportation
- 100% polyester batting for heat retention and quick drying
- Wash in souls by hand, do not machine wash, hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Do not use near open flame
- Free Economy Shipping when you spend €49 or more - OR - take €4.99 off of any upgraded shipping service.
- Economy Shipping (€4.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
- Standard Shipping (€5.99 flat / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
- Priority Shipping (€8.99 flat) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
- UPS Ground / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
- UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
- UPS Next Day Air Saver / Arrives 1-2 Business Days
- Get a €4.99 discount when you spend €49 or more
- UPS Mail Innovations / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
- UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive
- Free Economy Shipping when you spend €49 or more
- Economy Shipping (€4.99 flat)
- Standard Shipping (€5.99 flat)
- Priority Shipping (€8.99 flat)
- All ZF apparel and gear comes with our NO BS LIFETIME. If you don't love it or there's a defect, we will replace it no questions asked.
Customer ReviewsWrite a review
Absolutely love my American Flag Woobie! The quality is top notch. It has this salty dogs approval. Yut!
I sleep under the flag of the United States every night. It has caused my commie slaying dreams to increase exponentially. The tang levels are off the charts too. Highly recommend this woodie if you love freedom.
This is a Great way to show what you stand for & piss Off all the Liberals at the same time! This is a Great company and they do Great work!! I switched over from Grunt Style and am very Happy I did.
I haven’t gotten anything from these guys that wasn’t top notch quality!!! You will love this woobie!! A comfy trustworthy blanket and a blanket of freedom!!! Hooah!!!
The walrradio woobie is absolutely amazing! But as the title says buy 2! Your other half will definitely steal it from you. My dog decided that she was going to take mine after three days.
Its absolutely beautiful 💙
I love that i can show patriotism and cuddle at the same time! Love it!