Nothing screams freedom like these super soft and comfortable silkies, especially when Mr. Teach pillages souls and gold.
- Original SOFFE silkies (Same company that provides them for the U.S. Military)
- High quality feel and print
- 100% lightweight nylon tricotton
- Liner brief
- Inside key pocket
- 2 - 2¼" inseam on all sizes
- Covered elastic waistband
*DISCLAIMER* - PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR SIZE - Due to the nature of this product, we cannot accept returns or exchanges of opened silkies products. In short, we can't accept the return of items that have touched your junk.
- Free Economy Shipping when you spend €49 or more - OR - take €4.99 off of any upgraded shipping service.
- Economy Shipping (€4.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
- Standard Shipping (€5.99 flat / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
- Priority Shipping (€8.99 flat) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
- UPS Ground / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
- UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
- UPS Next Day Air Saver / Arrives 1-2 Business Days
- Get a €4.99 discount when you spend €49 or more
- UPS Mail Innovations / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
- UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive
- Free Economy Shipping when you spend €49 or more
- Economy Shipping (€4.99 flat)
- Standard Shipping (€5.99 flat)
- Priority Shipping (€8.99 flat)
- All ZF apparel and gear comes with our NO BS LIFETIME. If you don't love it or there's a defect, we will replace it no questions asked.
Customer ReviewsWrite a review
Damnation seize my soul if I buy normal gym shorts again, or take any from you!
These silkies changed me life! Since slipping’ into the wee beasties me plunder has grown 10 fold! I’ve taken up with a saucey sea-lass and me crew mutinied the old cap’n in favor of me! The rum and grog is flowin! The sails are full of the hot breath of hell and our crew of buccaneers be coming to seize ye! No quarter!
When I put these shorts on everyone gets a fearful look in their eyes. It may be the right fit, maybe the unicorn head I’m wearing. By wearing these shorts I am 100% sure I could board, pillage, and burn a ship down while belting out a shanty in nothing more than these shorts, shower shoes, and a cut off. If you like silkies, get these; you will love them.
These things are top tier! Pair these bad MFs with a pair of pit viper shades, two fully-loaded beer bandoliers, and a day out on the boat! Pretty soon you may realize you and Edward “Blackbeard” Teach have more in common than you once thought!