I mean, it's just a t-shirt
I recently wore this shirt to the beach. While walking in the surf I heard the unmistakable sound of a hand-crank spinning up barrels. I looked out over the waves, and there he was! Abraham Lincoln straddling a massive great white shark. The founding father cranked up the Gatling gun. What an absolute chad! Our eyes met, he nodded and yelled "I love your fucking shirt, man" and then he was gone. I mumbled, "I love you too, Abraham..." and waved sheepishly.