M81 Woobie Hoodie


M81 Woobie Hoodie

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If you're looking to keep covert and comfy any time you leave your bunker, or just trying to stay zero after a soul stacking session, this drop is for you. Designed to keep out the cold blasts from the afterlife, this premium woobie hoodie is made from the same legendary fabric as the original woobie blanket. So whether you're kicking back, or kicking in teeth, this drop from the bunker has you covered. Grab yours before the stockpile runs out!

  • 100% nylon Rip-Stop quilting
  • 100% polyester batting for heat retention and quick drying
  • Water Resistant
  • Elastic ribbed cuffs and garment bottom
  • Wash in souls by hand, hang dry or tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean
  • Do not use near open flame
  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend €49 or more - OR - take €4.99 off of any upgraded shipping service.
  • Economy Shipping (€4.99 flat) / Arrives 5-10 Business Days
  • Standard Shipping (€5.99 flat / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
  • Priority Shipping (€8.99 flat) / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
  • UPS Ground / Arrives 3-5 Business Days
  • UPS 2nd Day Air / Arrives 2-3 Business Days
  • UPS Next Day Air Saver / Arrives 1-2 Business Days
  • Get a €4.99 discount when you spend €49 or more
  • UPS Mail Innovations / Arrives in 5-12 business days, depending on country
  • UPS Expedited / Arrives in 2-3 business days, but expensive


  • Free Economy Shipping when you spend €49 or more 
  • Economy Shipping (€4.99 flat) 
  • Standard Shipping (€5.99 flat)
  • Priority Shipping (€8.99 flat)
  • All ZF apparel and gear comes with our NO BS LIFETIME. If you don't love it or there's a defect, we will replace it no questions asked.

Customer Reviews

Based on 60 reviews
The Woobiest Woobie

ZF absolutely crushed it. This hoodie is the real deal. The warm, cozy, soft, thicc material used for these is the exact same as the woobie you wrapped yourself up with whilst nut-to-butt snuggling with your whole squad as you huddle around a single laptop and binge watch One Tree Hill in a sandbag and goat shit hooch somewhere. The woodland BDU pattern is also 100% legit. Quit dicking around and buy this cozy piece of wearable nostalgia.

The woobiest woobie hoodie

This hoodie crushed it. The roomy fit and soft puffy material is exactly how you remember your woobie feeling when you wrapped yourself up in it, huddled around a laptop with a bunch of other smelly dudes also in woobies, in some concrete and sandbag f-shack while watching pirated DVDs that you bought for 2 bucks and a BIC pen from the Afghan kid outside the COP. The M81 BDU pattern is spot on, also. Quick dicking around and buy this comfy, cozy piece of nostalgia.

What are u waiting for

Its a woobie w hood an sleeves! What else could you ask for other than super tactical bad guy crushing onesie with no slip feet an trapdoor. Buy it i doubt you'll be disappointed!

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