My pup loves “his” woobie. I’m never getting this thing back. Keep up the incredible work. I’m a forever customer for damn sure.
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Couldn’t Ask For Anything Better
Imagine being on patrol all day. 70lbs on your back, it’s cold, your weapon freezing your fingers through those shoddy CIF special gloves. 1 more mile to go until your back at the CP. Doc always has heat in his tent (and honeybuns). You enter the FAS and drop your gear. Doc smiles and invites you in by calling you by your first name (the same as everyone else) “fucker”. You almost forgot one thing as you head over to the heater. Reaching into your ruck you pull out your woobie. It’s always in the same spot. As you walk back over to the heater, the woobie begins to caress the back of your neck. As you sit down on the cot next to the heater you drift off in daydream. A feeling overwhelms you. It’s like the Virgin Mary herself came down from heaven and wrapped you up in her arms and is cradling you. Whispering sweet nothings into your ear as you fall asleep.
That’s what it’s like to have this fucking woobie. Anything less is unacceptable. Keep up the good work.